I AM A(N) ADDICTED GAMER NERD!

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1.) Right now you are a N00b (+ 1 point for knowing what n00b means[x])

[ ] You have/had glasses
[x] You play video games
[x] You have never failed math 
[ ] You can type using all fingers w/o looking at the keyboard
[ ] You mostly eat TV/pre-packaged meals
[x] You can play an instrument

-TOTAL POINTS: 4

2.) Eh... you're okay..

[x] Some days you don't go outside at all
[x] You have beaten a video game
[ ] You know the term NPC
[x] You own over 20 games  
[x] You often rage quit but then get back to the game shortly after
[x] You have online friends

-TOTAL POINTS: 9

3.) What about these?

[x] You spend over half of your day on electronics
[ ] You have a GameStop card
[ ] Right now you have a soda by you 
[x] You often blame the character for mistakes that you did
[x] You've gotten an adrenaline rush from gaming
[x] You have posters on your wall of game references

-TOTAL POINTS: 13

4.) Oh they get better

[x] You have played a game for over 100 hours   
[x] You have an OC 
[ ] You have physically hurt yourself from gaming   
[x] You own 5 or more DIFFERENT consoles
[x] You own 5 or more gaming systems
[ ] You are subscribed to gaming magazines

-TOTAL POINTS: 17

5.) And your best friend is a cat too, right? (NOPE.My controller is)

[ ] You have gone to a video game tournament
[ ] You have gone to a video game convention 
[x] You know the terms FPS, RPG, and MMORPG 
[x] You often wear clothes with video game references on them 
[x] You have LARPed 
[x] You wouldn't know how to continue life without electronics

-TOTAL POINTS: 21

Miscellaneous

[x] You have a guide book for a game
[x] You think about gaming even when you are not
[x] You listen to gaming soundtrack 
[ ] Most of your doodles have to do with video games
[ ] You have eaten something with a game reference on it  
[x] You have cosplayed as a video game character  
[x] You have made something based on a game
[ ] You are positive that you're going to be blind one day from gaming
[x] You don't have a life so you're doing this instead. ( rude much )
-TOTAL POINTS:  27

[ ] You plan on using a calculator for this ( LIKE A BOSS)

-GRAND TOTAL: 27

Now take your total and multiply it by 4. Then re-post this as "I am a _% Gamer Nerd!"

0-30% = Get out of here because you must have a real life.

31-60% = Don't worry you have not passed the point from no return.

61-90% = You are not addicted but love gaming.

91-120% = Yeah... I'd say you're addicted.

121-163% = You are an absolute hardcore gamer. ( haha oops )

164% = GOOD GOD. I don't even know /what/ to call you! Chuck Norris?
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anger-problems's avatar
lol I am so doing this